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obscurityinthewilderness:

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND REBLOG BECAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING BABY OTTER PLAYING WITH A SET OF CAR KEYS ON YOUR DASH OKAY?!

He’s just so happy the Hiptopian Department of Transportation has granted otters and other small water-dwelling mammals the right to driver’s permits!

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND REBLOG BECAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING BABY OTTER PLAYING WITH A SET OF CAR KEYS ON YOUR DASH OKAY?!

He’s just so happy the Hiptopian Department of Transportation has granted otters and other small water-dwelling mammals the right to driver’s permits!

What a week

Just as I get over being sick I become mentally drained. This is one of the worst days I have had.

I swear if any one goes about talking how hard work is key in life or that poor people deserve the station in life they have I might just pop a fist in a mouth.

Happy times from reddit.

Island with a hat from reddit

Could he have more disgust?

Buggre Alle this for a Larke: Do people in America not drink tap water? »

rockinjanelle:

punifa:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

bittergrapes:

childrenofgallifreyunite:

unintentionally:

Is it bad?

I drank it when I was in San Diego, but in Fort Worth it was so bad, I didn’t even want to cook with it unfiltered, and in Illinois, as…

I drink tap water and I like it a lot in my city, nice metallic taste. Where I went to college they had hard water and did not like drinking that at all. Berkeley and SF have water I like, Anaheim and LA, not so much.

Fictional Classes from Fictional Characters

Special Guest Lecturers: Dr. J. Watson, “The Art of Stoicism: Dealing with a High-Functioning Sociopath as a Flatmate”

From http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/01/fictional_educational_opportunities_and_the_winner.php

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

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Under the sea, under the sea
Darlin’ it’s better
Down where it’s wetter

Send me the sign and I will do it.

æ: Post a picture of yourself. (I need to costume it up more often.)
✌: Share a childhood memory. (So incredibly dull but sure.)
♡: Make a confession. (Very easy.)
❁: Share one of your insecurities. (Easy but feels odd.)
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird. (I do this everyday!)
☹: Share a turn off. (Okay.)
☀: Share a turn on. (I do not say it much but sure.)
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past. (Eh.)
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile. (Nice stuff.)
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night. (How can someone pick just one?)
☮: Share a relationship story. (Going to be boring...)

The Wikipedia blackout presents a horrifying picture of a world with no knowledge. So does the Fox News website, which is running normally.

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—	Andy Daglas (via kateoplis) Quote of the night. (via shortformblog)